just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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