he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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