What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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