YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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