found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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