clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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