you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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