how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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