But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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