drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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