im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He better not be in your backpack
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
