hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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