So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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