I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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