Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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