Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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