Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
im holly from the hills drunk
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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