try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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