The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
