3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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