Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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