you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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