Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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