KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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