it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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