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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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