Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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