David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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