so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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