Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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