So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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