i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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