It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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