Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
