I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Your cock deserves a montage
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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