Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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