God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
