On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I am naked and annoyed.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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