Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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