I hope mine doesn't look like that
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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