Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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