Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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