ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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