Your tits are I can't wait for
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
What a dumb baby whore.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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