some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
we're so committed to being not committed
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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