im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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