I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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