Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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