New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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