Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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