You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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