So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I lost the right to judge tonight
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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