chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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