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I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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