areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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