do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
the liver wants what the liver wants
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
