i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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