Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Randomize
